Man-Flu Soap. Use at the inset of unbearable flu-like symptoms to realize its just a cold. Disclaimer this "cure" is just for laughs. Pop a lozenge or go see a doctor.

Ingredients:

Sodium palmate, sodium palm kernelate, water, sodium, chloride, glycerine, tetrasodium etidronate, kawakawa oil, cofe grounds, pumice, walnut shell powder, toasted coconut fragrance, T102, turpinal, black premix.